Precious Family Jewels

You are a tomb raider searching for your family jewels within the tomb. Watch out for competing tomb raiders and other dangerous animals that will try and sabotage you. Either be the last raider standing or hold on to 5 different kinds of Jewels to win.

Each player takes turns doing one action on a card in their hand. If you ever have less than three cards, draw. If you cannot draw you are eliminated. Place Jewels in front of you to collect 5 different kinds. Some cards will force to discard Jewels or steal 1 from you.

Precious Family Jewels is our next Smash Game meaning it can combine with our other Smash Games to add to the fun.

Grab Your Asses

Oh no Farmer! There was a bad storm last night and y’alls fellow farmer’s animals got out! Now what you need to do is gather your important animals up again. You can’t work without a good ass. By gathering all 3 of your Jackasses you have successfully won the round. Now if you can’t gather all your Jackasses that’s ok as long as you’re the last farmer standing at the end of the round. Ain’t that easy though. You will be competing against your fellow farmers, trading, stealing and tricking them all the way to the end. By the way, some friendly advice from one farmer to another, get rid of those skunks as fast as you can or you will get skunked! Happy Trails!

Setup:
You start off by shuffling the deck of animals. Give 3 animals to each farmer face down. The remainder of the livestock go in a pile in the middle face down. If it is the first round, the player with the most noticeable farmer’s tan goes first…or the youngest. In future rounds, the winner of the last round goes first.

How To Play:
Take turns going clockwise. When it is your turn fulfill one action on your card. Once you do so it is the end of your turn. Then the next player does the same thing. Do this until one player has all 3 Jackasses or is the last player standing.

Rules:
-You can only have 3 cards in your hand at a time
-If you have less than 3 cards you lose
-If a card tells you to discard a card, draw a card. If you cannot draw you are eliminated
-If you are eliminated the rest of the cards in your hand are placed facedown and becomes the new deck for the remaining players
-When you get 3 Jackasses you must immediately show it to the table and you win the round
-If everyone else is eliminate you win
-First player to win 4 (or a decided amount of) rounds wins the game


Hands Off My Pecker

Oh no, there was a bad storm and all the birds got out of the aviary. The zoo is paying you to round up their birds however, the zoo needs two of each kind to breed. If the zoo already has a couple, you may only turn in a solo bird if a player has already played the same type in a set. Grab as many birds as you can! Be careful though because the poacher will steal from you! If you see any funny business, make sure to let the park ranger know.

Grab Your Asses, Hands Off My Pecker, and Precious Family Jewels can all be combined together to mix up the games.